Friday, March 21, 2014

Just Say No To Crawling

Dear Mother and Father:
I do not care to be on the floor right now. I do not want to be on my stomach.  I do just want to play with toys and be on my back.  I quite enjoy rolling around from side to side and turning in circles.  There is nothing you can...hey a piece of paper! I am so playing with that. 
No dont take it away!  I need that! 
Nevermind, there is a kitty.  Hey come back here!  Where did you go? 

Feed me now!! Feed me Now! FEED ME NOW!!!

Thursday, March 20, 2014

everything is so new

Mom, I cannot believe that you wouldnt realize how much fun it is to just let you hold my bottle.  I know that I can and you know that I can, but if you are holding it, i dont have to  leaving my hands free to scratch you or pull at your hoodie strings.

New rule though, if it is shiny and moving, it is mine and i want it.

Peas omg mom peas are so awesome. just give them all to me now.  No, dont spoon feed me, just give me the spoon and the container so that i can feed myself.

You are always telling me how good i do anyways.  Oh you want to clean me up? nah, im pretty sure it is more fun to just sit here and play in the peas.  Just wait until i poop too, mom.

Daddy has been home this whole week from work.  it like that.  Daddy is super cool.  He makes funny faces at me and i get to help him play on his big computer thing.  its so fun to see the shapes and the colors go around and around.  He wont let me touch the buttons though.

I can make a new sound by clicking my tongue on the top of my mouth. it is the best thing ever!

I like to eat my hands and my toes. everyone says that i am cool and cute and yea, i know it, but i like to hear it.

i was baptized at church.  the pastor said the water was from the jordan river.  mommy promised she would tell me more later.  all i know is that that bowl looked like a swimming pool and i wanted to play in it.  too bad they passed me around and i fell asleep!


Thursday, March 6, 2014

Teething is tough

I am just a lil baby here! Seriously, why does no one seem to realize how tough teething is on me?  I am fussy and chewing on everything.  Its a sign, i mean really mom, get it together.  I love chewing on the cold wash rags you give me, but i think its time we talked about something a little more powerful than that. 
Teething tablets.  My teeth bother me and i know you are trying hard mom.  I love that you are.  Give them to me now!  I wont eat or sleep until you give them to me. 
I must chew on everything, suck on wash rags, shirts, my thumb, heck, your thumb will work too!
I am crying because i have no other way to tell you how much i need your help with this one mom.  I cant really tell you in words, but listen to my cries!
Tylenol.  I like that stuff too. It tastes good and helps me too.  Please give me some of that if you have it.  I like it as much as the teething tablets.